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Best 50 Funny Facebook Status Update 2015

Hello friends, As we all know that Facebook is one of the No. 1 social media site. In this world, people are too much addicted towards Facebook. People always active to post something new like status, pictures, videos etc. If you are a Facebook lover person, than you must read this article. In this article we are here to present some famous and best funniest status for Facebook wall. You can check this best Facebook status and post it on your social site. These are the famous and the best funniest jokes and status which you gonna really publish on your wall.

The primary source of any status and joke is the person has to smile and these all include full of happiness. As we know that Facebook is widely used in all over the world. People regular post so many status and give their presence in the social media field. You can update these status and also include your friends name using @ sign. You can get lots of comment if your friends like that jokes. And I am sure they will enjoy it. You can also tag your friends. So enjoy Top 50 Funny Facebook Status Update 2015. We already cover some topics like
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Top 50 Funny Facebook Status Update For You 2015


Some of my friends are like a slinky – completely useless, but fun to push down stairs.

I’m never sure what to do with my eyes when I’m at the dentist. 

Do I close them? Do I stare at his face? 

Do I look at the ceiling? 

What’s the proper etiquette here?
Is On The Toilet (>_<) (o_o) (0_0) ~ (^_^) Ahhhhhhh That`s Better.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

I’m pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people’s fights.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

When you can't marry the one you love, :'(
marry the one who is rich !! :P

Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.

Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!

I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.

After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.

Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!

Looking at people’s mutual friends and saying “OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM”

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

I don't have a problem paying credit when credit is due. My problem is paying payment when payment is due.

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.

Those without knowledge should not try to teach the ignorant.

Better to be alone than in bad company.

Do not cross a bridge till you come to it.

Never look back. If Cinderella went to pick up her shoe, she would not had become a princess.:D

Poverty is no crime.

Discord breaks up families.

Best 50 Funny Facebook Status Update 2015


A good reputation is precious, difficult to earn and cannot be bought.

You can pretend to be rich, famous etc. by dressing the part.

Items of good quality may be expensive, but they will last you a long time.

Hard words break no bones.

That awesome moment when you got a question wrong on a test but your teacher accidentally marked it correct.

Do not ride the high horse.

Crimes and wickedness are associated with money.

Unpleasant events can sometimes lead to better things.

Do not change things that are working fine as they are.

It's amazing how a person who was once just a stranger, can suddenly mean the world to you.
# It happens only on fb #

Hope is the last thing that we lose.

If you persevere at something, you will gradually accomplish it.

Do what you advise others to do.

If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

A women saying "I'm not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "You won't feel a thing".

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people..
Others have no imagination whatsoever.

If winning is not everything why do they keep score?

LIKE if you have that one friend that Laughs at everything. Even when it’s not funny.

That's all!!

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