Top 100 best whatsapp status update ideas
This article is all about Top 100 best whatsapp status update ideas. As we all know that in today's world, people mostly use the internet just for the communication. Here we are update a article in which you find 100 best funny, romantic, emotional and mostly used Whatsapp Status in 2015. Whatspp is a application or a messenger where you can send everything like pictures, images, voice messages, videos, songs etc. Here is the best collection of messages which you can send to your friends, family, relatives etc. You can also check how to download whatsapp on your pc/desktop. You can also use Whatsapp Messenger on Windows using Bluestacks App player. Isn't it great!!

Whatsapp is mostly used application where you can share your ideas and thoughts with your fellow ones. Use these status and messages and send it to your friends and make your day special and joyful.

Top 100 best whatsapp status update ideas- 2015

  1. Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them. 
  2. Life is a roller-coaster inside of a maze. 
  3. Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead. 
  4. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
  5. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. 
  6. You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!
  7. Prem ek aisi agni jisme padne wala to anand leta hai
  8. aur dekhna wala jalta hai.
  9. Tera na hone se zindagi mein bus itni si kami rehti hai,
  10. main chahein lakh muskuraun in aankhon mein nami si rehti hai.
  11. Qayamat toot padti hai zara se hoth hilne par
  12. na jaane kya hashr hoga agar vo muskuraye to..
  13. Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
  14. I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. 
  15. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
  16. Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes. 
  17. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
  18. Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
  19. Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
  20. I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
  21. Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
  22. Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
  23. Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
  24. If you are player then I’m the GAME.
  25. Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
  26. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  27. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
  28. Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type 'I Love <ur bf="" gf="" name="">' And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won't Be Boring Anymore! :P
  29. I didnt change , i just grew up. You should try it once ;)
  30. I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
  31. Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D
  32. Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥
  33. If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
  34. When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way. 
  35. Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. 
  36. I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle. 
  37. We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love instead of perfecting the love we give!
  38. Even when you’re gone, you’re only one that I still want in my arms. You’re the only one I think of all day long.
  39. No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
  40. I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.
  41. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
  42. "370HSSV0773H" Read it upside down.
  43. How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything.
  44. Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !
  45. OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice. 
  46. I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I’ll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I’d do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets
  47. If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
  48. Born to express not to impress. 
  49. No matter how "busy" a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
  50. Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
Top 100 best whatsapp status update ideas

51. Love is just love, it can never explained.
53. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
54. life is short, so use whatsapp
55. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
56. What does not work I do in my work is not without
57. Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
58. sometimes we feel like flying when we are actually falling...
59. At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
60. I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
61. I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
62. Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
63. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
64. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
65. The longer the title the less important the job.
66. Live a guiltless life if you believe everything you do is right
67. If someone is too noisy but some superglue on their lips
68. Women can be a good property to own
69. You can mind my business but you can never change it
70. Friendship is a hurt heal thing
71. If you do not pay tax do not demonstrate for anything hike
72. Life has what you see in it
73. Big head doesn’t mean big brain
74. Everything in life is discipline
75. No longer waiting for the unborn beauties
76. Learn to appreciate the whole of you
77. I’ll listen to your opinion but it will not affect my stand
78. What is the rule of life? Love it
79. Am just a saint! No mistakes
80. A small insect like mosquito can cause trauma in a village
81. No longer uses small letters while talking to you
82. Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
83. We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.
84. If I’m wired with you. I like you.
85. Create space for your blood to flow
86. Very clever with a stupid look
87. Buy a chips bag and add air in your body
88. A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
89. A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
90. Created to eat what comes on my way
91. Living for a cause is the most effective way of life
92. I make mistakes; I’ll be the second to admit it.
93. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
94. Silent people have the loudest minds.
95. The trouble is that you think you’ve time!
96. You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
97. I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
98. The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
99. If you fall. I’ll be there.
100. Bringing heaven on earth for a party.

That's all!!